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Fakey Shaky Parts (Parody of 'Achy Breaky Heart' By Billy Ray Cyrus)
You can tell the world with banners all unfurled -- You just learned Theology 101 And you can say you went to Bible school and then The class you took said half the book was wrong You can fill your heart with lots of question marks You'll still tell me Jesus is your Lord But I can tell you this -- If it was hit or miss -- I wouldn't read the Bible anymore Don't tear apart the sacred Word of God You just gotta take it as it stands Cause if it's all a farce with fakey shaky parts You might as well dump it in the can Ooooo-whoo! You can tell me John and Luke and Mark was wrong You can say that's not what Christ would say But tell me, brother, this: Did Jesus tell a fib? He said His words would never pass away Go read verse 3: 16 in Second Timothy It says all Scripture comes with God's O.K. Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com So you I'll tell goodbye and watch out for your pride Cause I'll be walkin' out on you today Don't tear apart the sacred Word of God You just gotta take it as it stands Cause if it's all a farce with fakey shaky parts You might as well dump it in the can Ooooo-whoo! Noah and the ark and Abraham and Lot -- Isaac and Rebekah and the twins And Ishmael I forgot and Jacob and Esau -- The Bible's built upon these men Don't tear apart the sacred Word of God You just gotta take it as it stands Cause if it's all a farce with fakey shaky parts You might as well dump it in the can Ooooo-whoo! Whoo!
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