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Bethlehemian Rhapsody (2001)
Parody of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queen (1 Samuel 17)
With the Israelites 1st Samuel 17 Saul and his men cry No escape from the Philistines Up came Goliath A hundred feet high it seemed I'll end this war boys Send one to fight with me 'Cause it's an Easy way We can tell I defy Israel Anyone you wish boys Doesn't really matter to me To me
Goliath Was quite a man There were none who could compare No one bigger anywhere Goliath Was a champion And everyone who saw him was afraid No one oo-oo-oo-oo Stood a chance against the guy If he came back again this time tomorrow 41, 41 days he comes up for battle
Little Dave Said I'm the one Just a shepherd with a sling But I step into the ring Good try, little buddy King Saul replied But we need some one real big to face this brute Come on oo-oo-oo-oo I ain't gonna die This sunset comes that Philistine's gonna fall
I see a little bitty shepherd not a man Are you fools? Are you fools? You're just fuelin' my anger Am I just a dog you come at me with rocks and sticks? Goli-liath (repeat x 5) Here we go With sticks and stones I trust the Lord but nobody trusts me He trusts the Lord but spends his time tending sheep Facing a giant with a stone and a sling Evil man You must go God will strike you down He will not No He will not strike me down Yes he will He will not He will not strike me down Yes he will He will not He will not strike me down Yes he will Will not strike me down Yes he will Will not strike me down Yes he will You've had it No no no no no no Coma hera, coma hera Coma hera little boy I'll give your flesh to the birds of the sky To eat (x 3)
So you think you can mock the invisible God? So you think you're just fighting a sling and a shot? Oh baby You ain't just fightin' David You're fighting God And he'll knock you right outta here
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It doesn't really matter What your size might be God will fight me battles God will win my battles for me
David will be king soon
(Version 2) Is this a real guy? Is he just fantasy? 'Cause of his grand size, no one's safe from fatality Open your eyes, look up at Goliath, and see:
GOLIATH I'm dressed for war, boys. I need no infantry Because I'll meet the one you propose Israelites, pick my foe Anyway, I'll win, so it doesn't really matter to me
DAVID Mama, there's still no man who can come against this threat You might figure now we're dead Mama, Goliath is testing us And now he's gonna know they're all afraid Mama, ooh ooh ooh, he's a mean and crazy guy He'll come right back again this time tomorrow Daring us, scaring us -- cause he wants to meet in battle
Hooray! My time has come Been a shepherd all my life -- but I'm taking on this giant Goodbye, everybody -- but not for long God will lead me all the while I face this brute C'mon! Ooh ooh ooh! (David you're a wimp though) I'm not gonna die The One who wins my battles is Lord of all
GOLIATH I see a little silly shepherd - not a man What are you tryin' to prove? You'll be chewed up and mangled! Send a boy to fight me? Very, very tiny flea! DAVID Gol-la-liath! Gol-la-liath! Gonna die you big galoot! I'll kick your butt! I trust the Lord but nobody trusts me
CROWD He trusts the Lord, but suffers from insanity Daring to fight 'gainst this monstrosity
DAVID Evil comes, evil goes -- You will get deposed
GOLIATH I will not, no! I will not get deposed
DAVID Yes, you will (Repeat) Your head will roll
GOLIATH No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Come-to-me-a! Come-to-me-a! Let the eagles pick your bones Beelzebub and his devils gonna fight for me for me for me
DAVID So you think you can scorn me and spit at my tribe? So you think you're above me just based on your size? Oh, baby ... you ain't just duelin' David You're gonna get it now -- cause God'll win my battle here
CROWD Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! DAVID Guys I'm really flattered - yet it wasn't me God wins every battle - God wins every battle for me VOICE David will be king soon
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