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Elfs With Attitude
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Escaping Christmas
Christmas; I do hate it all It makes me feel really small And I don't like to be mean But I detest red and green
I die when all fill their lungs With these awful Christmas songs The whole day these little bells And reindeer poop really smells
Why don't you escape the fuss?! That's what you all ask yourselves But how to escape Christmas When you're one of Santa's Elfs?!
Producing toys really sucks I'm just in it for the bucks Milk and cookies make me puke Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com To me Christmas is a fluke
Why don't you escape the fuss?! That's what you all ask yourselves But how to escape Christmas When you're one of Santa's Elfs?!
Really; it's no life for an Elf who hates Christmas I even weekly went to Elfs-anonymous Tried a normal steady day job for a few years But I got bullied of the job over my ears
Why don't you escape the fuss?! That's what you all ask yourselves But how to escape Christmas When you're one of Santa's Elfs?!
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